How
is she not already willing to be these things? I mean it sounds like she is pretty close. What more do you want?
It sounds like you're jusu Slut t v playing out a fetishq in which caseiI would Dream go the safe routev and do exactly that: play,frather than throwingwhatever ingredients you want in abubbling crock-pot of emotions you do not fully understand.
In other words, involve her in this. Don't just try to manipulate her.
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Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)14:42:1 No.1886846
>>1886815 here, on second thoughts, disregard that I suck cocks.
FUCKING MANIPULATE HER. Condition her. Go for it.
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Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)14:44:0 No.1886859
That kind of training would only work if done from and early age.
File :1224409082400.jpg-(90 KB, 468x294, apple-tv-wall-videos-thumb.jpg) A God is meAnonymous 10/19/08(Sun)05:38:0 No.1864520
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I've got a plan, Gentlemen. I think that it will either make me omniscient, or insane. Back in High School, I was asked to build 12 computers for the Art Department. It so happens that Tiger Direct had a good deal on bulk video cards with TV-recording capability, so they're all outfitted with them. I recently ran into my old art teacher who informed me that they where upgrading to G5's this year and that if I wanted the old boxes I could have them as back-pay for the work I did. I cheerfully accepted, thinking that I could Craigslist them. Then I had the best idea ever...
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Anonymous 10/19/08(Sun)05:39:0 No.1864524
Get back to bed, Chuck.
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Anonymous 10/19/08(Sun)05:39:3 No.1864528
can i have one
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Cont...Anonymous 10/19/08(Sun)05:43:3 No.1864541
I set five of the computers to continuously record CNN, MSNBC, FOX, Al-Jazeera & the BBC. I set the other seven to record random channels for 10 minutes apiece. For a week. I've stacked the monitors on a modular shelf in my living room and I've got them all slaved to a single wireless keyboard. Each of the week-long recordings is queue up to play simultaneously and 400% speed, with commercials pre-screened. In a few minutes I'm going to begin meditating, and by 5AM CST I should be in a full on hypnotic state, ready to receive information full-bore without any inhibition. Then I'm going to hit play. Best Bid for Godhood or Most Elaborate/Ironic Suicide Ever? WE SHALL SEE!
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Anonymous 10/19/08(Sun)05:47:0 No.1864552
uh, I don't quite get it... are you trying to get brainwashed by multiple media tv stations for the hell of it? have fun fwend
i just got an amazing idea. you find out your average amount of strokes to come without porn, say, 300 strokes. you then find out the amount of time you have to masturbate, lets say 5 minutes.
then you divide the strokes by the time, and you've come up with the amount of SPS (strokes per second) needed to come.
then you can factor in the hotness of the porn by making up a porn rating scale.
the porn level (PL) goes from 1-10, so you can then factor in the porn level. PL1 = no porn, then it goes up from there.
you can then turn the whole thing into a mathematical formula
[300 - (PL x 10)]/Time = SPS needed]
this determines how fast you would need to fap to come in a given period of time. i dont know what the best way to take strokes off would be, as a porn level 10 would surely take off more than 100 strokes
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is pretty close. What more do you want?